Pre-North Korean missile launch transcript:

  • KIM IL SUNG: Are you sure this will work?
  • ROCKET SCIENTIST: Yes.
  • KIM: Positive?
  • SCIENTIST: Yes.
  • KIM: How sure are you?
  • SCIENTIST: Like, 101 percent.
  • KIM: That's more than 100 percent.
  • SCIENTIST: It is.
  • KIM: So you're like super-confident.
  • SCIENTIST: The superest confident.
  • KIM: For real?
  • SCIENTIST: Yes.
  • KIM (pacing): I don't know. I'm nervous.
  • SCIENTIST: That's a natural thing to be. I mean, we've never done this before.
  • KIM: So now you're NOT sure.
  • SCIENTIST: I didn't say that.
  • KIM: It sounds like you said that.
  • SCIENTIST: I didn't.
  • KIM: You're scaring me, John.
  • SCIENTIST: That's DOCTOR John.
  • KIM: If this fails, I'll look like a complete idiot.
  • SCIENTIST: It's always about you, Kim.
  • KIM: Sigh. (Beat.) Maybe we should just reunite with South Korea.
  • (Beat.)
  • SCIENTIST: Or feed millions of North Koreans instead of launching a $850 million dud.
  • (Beat.)
  • KIM: LOL.
  • SCIENTIST: LOL.
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